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spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

(via weepingangela)

timetoturnonthelight:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

DUMB DUMB WANT GUM GUM

(via weepingangela)

abitnotgood:

Greg just watching John and Sherlock

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don’t mind me over here drinking.

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not saying a word.

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(via magnificentwatson)

pirouettesintopurgatory:

todayiwrotenothing:

I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE

I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT

(via weepingangela)

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

(Source: 4gifs, via mcgoogle-search)

why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users

(Source: dailystews, via grab-the-salt-and-the-cute-angel)

sevenswells:

CONGRATULATIONS FLESHDOM, WE WON THE FREAKING POLL!!!!!!!! It was a hell of a long and tough fight, but we pulled through and I’m so incredibly proud of us so here’s special art for the occasion!
 (source: x)
Don’t forget that tonight is #SaveInTheFlesh Social Media Sunday and we can talk about HOW WE WON THIS FREAKING POLL HELL YEAH:

"on Sunday 31st August at 10pm UK time, we all start talking about In The Flesh and how much we want series 3 on facebook, twitter and tumblr.
If you’re new to the fandom, #SaveInTheFlesh Social Media Sunday is a campaign event the fandom holds on the last Sunday of every month. Full details on how to take part can be found on this post from last month’s event, and here is our tag for Social Media Sundays.”

sevenswells:

CONGRATULATIONS FLESHDOM, WE WON THE FREAKING POLL!!!!!!!! It was a hell of a long and tough fight, but we pulled through and I’m so incredibly proud of us so here’s special art for the occasion!

 (source: x)

Don’t forget that tonight is #SaveInTheFlesh Social Media Sunday and we can talk about HOW WE WON THIS FREAKING POLL HELL YEAH:

"on Sunday 31st August at 10pm UK time, we all start talking about In The Flesh and how much we want series 3 on facebook, twitter and tumblr.

If you’re new to the fandom, #SaveInTheFlesh Social Media Sunday is a campaign event the fandom holds on the last Sunday of every month. Full details on how to take part can be found on this post from last month’s event, and here is our tag for Social Media Sundays.”

getlestrade:

Everyone’s questions have exhausted poor Andrew! :’)

(via getsherlock)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via matthellamy)

tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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(via come-fly-the-friendly-skies)

shutupstrax:

And in this gifset I demonstrate to you how I feel after 90% of my conversations

(via i-am-hydra)

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest, via cumberwhatever)

mrsmarymorstan:

whateveriwannapost:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

I sang it aloud

Um, I think you’ll find the lyrics are actually
“A little bit of timber and a saw
A little bit of fixing that’s for sure 
A little bit of digging up the roads
A little bit of moving heavy loads
A little bit of tiling on the roof
A little big of making waterproof
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
A little bit of Bob, the builder man” X

mrsmarymorstan:

whateveriwannapost:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

I sang it aloud

Um, I think you’ll find the lyrics are actually

A little bit of timber and a saw

A little bit of fixing that’s for sure 

A little bit of digging up the roads

A little bit of moving heavy loads

A little bit of tiling on the roof

A little big of making waterproof

A little bit of concrete mixed with sand

A little bit of Bob, the builder man” X

(via come-fly-the-friendly-skies)

writing this personal statement for uni is going to be the death of me

itsleightaylor:

purrevogue:

Just some of celebs talking about teen’s “disorders”. (So much more celebs talk about this but I’ve found just these photos.)

you know something is up when jaden smith is making sense

(Source: sweaters-coffee-books-tea, via the-tardis-to-my-doctor)